Milton and Calvin enjoying a day on the porch at Milbergers Nursery
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Even with a mask, one can tell Milton is NOT HAPPY
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Milton is in his protected spot and ready to broadcast
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Manager Trace checks in to the Milberger Nursery radio program
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Protected Calvin helps a Protected Milberger customer
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Trace helps shoppers with plant purchases
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Protected shopper at Milbergers
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Milberger shopper takes advance of SALE on Blue Plumbago
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Even puppy-dogs love the Blue Plumbago
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January 24, 2005
Milton is a lover of Nature. He has labored for years to attract
birds to his home so he could share his experiences with Calvin
Finch on the KLUP Garden Show. It seems as if Milton didn't
have bad luck---he would have no luck at all. His description
of his first birding "success" indicates that his
first success had a foul ending: "I got out of my car
today and heard what sounded like rain hitting the ground.
I looked up in the sky (which I later realized was not the
smartest thing I had ever done!!) and noticed there wasn't
a cloud to be seen. THEN as my vision blurred by an ocular
excrement direct hit, I remembered the stupid waxwings. Yep,
I was hit three more times before I got to the house. I swear
it sounded like rain hitting the ground and that bird manure
must be acidic because it burned like the Devil!!!! Here's
a picture of just a couple of the little guys--cute but DEADLY. |
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Milton with Stinkbug in hair |
Lards of the Rings |
Rodeo 2004 |
Milton squatting in colorful bluebonnets |
Jazzfest- Calvin, Jerry, Milton 05-02-04 at Jazz Festival |
Milton helps with butterfly collection |
Milton pets his ass |
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I don't see no stinking bird unless you mean that fowl-looking
thing floating in the water |
OK let's get real close so Milton can't get in!! |
That little black duck better not come over here or we gonna
give it some really fowl language!!. |
Milton can't believe the fleas on this guys head!!. |
If they won't let me look I won't play with them!!!!!. |
Has anyone seen Milton!! These guys are looking for him |
Milton and Jerry spotted
the following birds:
1. Purple Grackle
2. Morning Dove
3. White Cattle Egret
4. Red Winged Blackbird
5. Scissor-tail Flycatcher
6. English Sparrow
7. Barn Swallow
8. Mocking Bird
9. Yellow (Dull) Bellied Finch
10. Hummingbird
11. Gold Finches
12. Snowy Egret
13. Snowy Egret
14. Green Heron
15. Mexican Eagle
16. Butcher Bird
17. Brown Crested Flycatcher
18. Spotted Sandpiper
19. Black-necked Stilts
20. Long-billed Doucher
21. Fallow Ropes
22. Blue-winged Teals
23. Whistler Mexican Duck
24. Barn Owl
25. Meadow Lark
26. Pelican
27. Lincoln Sparrow
28. Western Grebe
29. Grilled Chicken Hawk
30. Great Egret
31. Not-so-Great Egret
32. Sorry-excuse-for-an-Egret
33. Gallinule
34. Karmarnd
35. Coot
36. Old Coot (named Finch)
37. Blue Wing Teal
38. Turkey Vulture
39. Pied-billed Grebe
40. Sharp Shin Hawk
41. Dull Shin Hawk
42. Broken Shin Hawk
43. Leach Grebe
44. Cardinal Finch
45. Shoveler
46. Digger
47. Coverer
48. Cessna (Twin engine)
49. Red Tailed Hawk
50. Narrow-winged Southwestern
Since Dr. Finch (named after a bird!!) indicates he only
"recorded 46 species", it is clear who the sharp-eyed
birders on this trip were!!!!!
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Milton's Second Place Potty-O-Garden on May 29 2005 |
Milton Glueck is joyous with his Potty-0 Garden 2nd Place
Winner |
Who would have known Milton was a MOTORCYCLE MAN!!!!! |
BUT I guess his gold front tooth proves that he is an experienced
MOTORCYCLE MAN!!!!!! |
Click
here to
listen to Milton's Harley commercial. |
